
The Roster · Chelsea · SW3
Stacy under the palms at Amazónico
176 cm of spontaneity, a film camera on a strap and a punchline always loaded.
Available todayMost nights; late requests are fine
- Age
- 22
- Height
- 176 cm · 5 ft 9 in
- Hair
- long near-black brown
- Eyes
- brown
- Figure
- slim
- Languages
- English
- Home district
- Chelsea · SW3
The full set
Four photographs, all of Stacy herself: glamour and lifestyle shots, some with the face softened, none with nudity. Tap any frame for the larger print. How we photograph.
Stacy, in brief
At 176 cm Stacy can see over most crowds, and she usually has an idea about where the crowd should go next. Slim, with near-black brown hair that reaches far down her back and brown eyes that glint, she dresses for nightlife with an edge: something metallic, a leather jacket over the shoulders, boots with a heel that makes her taller still. Nobody has ever called her boring, and she intends to keep it that way.
Bold and spontaneous, she suits a guest who enjoys saying yes. Early twenties. Her English has a sharp, playful wit, and she laughs loudest at her own misfortunes. Street photography is the daily habit; a small camera travels everywhere, catching strangers' expressions with an uncanny eye. Snowboarding takes her to the mountains each winter, and a good stand-up bill beats any other night out. She once tried an open mic herself, with results she describes as educational.
On Berkeley Square itself her favourite spot is Amazónico, a lush restaurant and bar where plants climb the walls, the music is live and the room grows livelier as the night goes on. She loves the energy. She will order cocktails with ridiculous garnishes and photograph them without shame, and the bar staff no longer blink when she asks for the tallest glass in the house. From there the night can go anywhere: a comedy club, a late bar, a walk through lamplit Mayfair with the camera out.
Stacy lives in Chelsea and welcomes short notice, most nights. Berkeley Square is her W1 playground; write to Cressida, and the evening can begin within the hour.
The hours, priced
The Society's figures apply to Stacy as to everyone on the roster: stated in pounds, given to her yourself at the door, and with her journey inside Zones 1 and 2 already folded in.
| Hour | Length | Fee | Suits | Enquire |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19:00 | One hourThe introduction | £600 | Long enough for a glass at the bar and a proper conversation, and a gentle way to begin. | Enquire |
| 23:00 | Ninety minutesThe nightcap | £900 | The hour with room left over for a second glass and an unhurried goodbye. | Enquire |
| 21:00 | Two hoursThe long drink | £1,100 | An evening in, or an opening two streets away, without anyone glancing at a watch. | Enquire |
| 22:00 | Three hoursThe second act | £1,500 | Supper somewhere small, then the remainder of the evening at a pace you set together. | Enquire |
| 20:00 | Four hoursThe table for two | £1,800 | Shaped around a single good table, from the first course to the last car home. | Enquire |
| 00:00 | Ten hoursUntil morning | £3,000 | From the first glass of the evening to breakfast in the suite. Ask a day ahead where you can. | Enquire |
| Fri | Two nights or moreThe weekend away | from £6,000 | In London or further afield, with one figure for the whole stay once the dates are fixed. | Enquire |
Past Zone 2, airports and changes of plan: Rates
Stacy, after dark
Stacy's evenings are unpredictable in the best way. She meets you at nine with a plan, and by ten the plan has changed twice, both times for the better. Dinner is loud with laughter, somewhere with music and a crowd. She tells you about the shot she took this morning, a doorman on Mount Street shaking the rain from his top hat, the snowboarding trip where she lost a glove and found a friend, the comedian she believes will be enormous by next year. Later, a comedy club if the bill is good, or a late bar where she takes a portrait of you that you actually like. She is bold, funny and entirely herself, and the whole night feels like an escapade.
Stacy answers
Four minutes, two laughs, and one of them was mine. I have enormous respect for anyone who does it every week.
Piccadilly Circus at midnight. Everyone is lost, in love or late, and all three look wonderful on film.
Anywhere in the Alps with a long empty run at nine in the morning. I could not care less about the après. Hot chocolate at the top station is the only ceremony I keep.
Remarks in the book
The page is still blankNo remarks have been entered for Stacy yet. When a guest writes something worth keeping, and she agrees, it appears here beneath the guest's first name, with the month set beside it. Nothing on this page is ever composed by the Society.
Entered only after Cressida has read them · signed with a first name and the month only · withdrawn whenever Stacy asks
A line for Stacy
Stacy is already named. Fill in the brackets, send it, and Cressida answers every line in a single reply.
Good evening Cressida. May I book Stacy for [length] on [date], from [time]? I shall be at [hotel name], and will pass on the room number once you confirm.
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Send word about Stacy
Mention Stacy by name and the evening you have in mind. If she is spoken for, Cressida will say so plainly and suggest someone close in spirit.


