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Grosvenor Square
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Grosvenor Square is the largest of the Mayfair squares and the least theatrical. Six sides of brick and stone stand around a garden the estate has kept open since the 1720s, with a plane canopy, two bronzes and, for most of the last century, an embassy that has since gone south of the river. What the square does better than anywhere else in W1 is hold receptions: a gallery's autumn party, a bank's drinks for its clients, a foundation's dinner that begins standing up and finishes seated. Most requests for escorts in Grosvenor Square begin with a reception, and Cressida plans the evening from its guest list outwards.
The Society is asked here rather more often for the hour after such an evening than for the evening itself. A companion joins you once the speeches are done, or arrives before them and stands beside you while they are made. £600 buys the first hour. Everything longer is priced once, on the rates page, and the circle itself is on the roster, photographed as it is.
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A car at the kerb, a nod at the desk, a knock at the minute agreed.
Companions visit guests at each of these addresses, arriving as any other visitor would. They are given by postcode, never by name: the Society has no arrangement with any hotel.
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Staying here? Send wordWalking minutes to Grosvenor Square, for a guest arriving by Tube. Companions come by car.
Based in or close to Grosvenor Square, and so the nearest names on the roster. The whole roster travels here too.
Laid out for the Grosvenor estate in the 1720s, the square was the grandest address in London before that century ended. Its houses have been rebuilt, thinned and rebuilt again, so the architecture no longer agrees with itself and nobody appears to mind. The garden is the constant. Franklin Roosevelt stands in bronze near its centre in a cloak, and Dwight Eisenhower keeps to the western edge, beside the building that served as the American embassy until it moved to Nine Elms.
That departure changed the evenings here. Where there were visa queues there are now hotel doors, and the square has settled into something calmer: a place where people are entertained rather than processed. Guests who write to Cressida from W1K are usually mid-visit, with four days in London, two of them already spoken for, and one evening they would rather not spend alone in a lobby. What they ask for is seldom a night out. It is company that can stand through forty minutes of introductions without visibly counting them, and then sit down and be herself.
Guests near the square stay at one of five houses. Each is a landmark only. The Society deals with no hotel, reports to no hotel and asks nothing of one; you give Cressida a door, and the woman who knocks at it that evening is there because you invited her.
The largest house stands on the south side at W1K 2HP, near enough that the garden is the view from half its rooms, and its function floors are where a good many of those autumn parties are actually held. W1K 6TF is a few minutes west on its own small square, a white Deco front with a bar small enough that a conversation can be heard in it.
W1K 4HR is four or five minutes east along Brook Street and needs no description here. W1K 2AL lies six or seven minutes south on Carlos Place, where guests come down early because of the bar rather than in spite of it. W1K 7TN faces Hyde Park at the top of Park Lane, and its Great Room is the largest ballroom in the district; if your evening is being held inside it, the Park Lane page is the better one to read.
Three stations serve the square. Bond Street is roughly four minutes on foot to the east and puts you on the Central line, the Jubilee and the Elizabeth line at a single entrance, which is how most guests reach W1 from Heathrow. Marble Arch, a Central line stop, is about six minutes north west. Green Park is nearer ten, down Davies Street and across the far square.
Your companion uses none of them. A car brings her to the door you name, and the cost of it inside Zones 1 and 2 belongs to the Society, not to you. Written to in the evening, she is generally at your door about an hour after Cressida's yes, a little more at the height of the rush or on a Friday, and the exact time follows in the thread once she is on her way. An evening arranged over lunch simply happens at the moment you chose.
Cressida wants two things: the name your room stands in and its number, or, for a private flat, the street and the bell. She writes both back to you before anyone moves, and asks for neither a second time. The fee goes from your hand to hers as she steps in, and the money is done with. The booking page sets the four steps down in order.
A guest is in London for a board meeting and a party he has been told he must attend. He writes at five: company from seven, drinks on the square until half past eight, dinner after that. By half past five he has a name, Samanta, and a figure, three hours at £1,500.
She meets him in the lobby rather than upstairs, which is the right way round. At the party she is introduced eleven times and keeps nine of the names, which is nine more than he manages. They leave without ceremony at twenty to nine, walk the four minutes to Carlos Place and eat late in a room where somebody has thought about the lighting. He is back across the square before midnight and has spent nothing on explanation.
Samanta, Angelika and Luna give Mayfair as their home district and live a few streets from the railings. Samanta is the steadiest presence the Society can send into a room of strangers. Angelika has the useful habit of asking the second question. Luna is the one to send when there is a wine list worth arguing with.
Further out, Rosa and Liana cross Oxford Street from Marylebone, while Margo and Sonya come over from Knightsbridge by Hyde Park Corner. Nancy makes the run up from Covent Garden when an evening is a late one. The rest of the circle comes to the square as readily.
Walk south from the railings and Mount Street is three or four minutes away, which is where the Society's tables are usually kept. East along Brook Street, then down Davies Street, brings you to Berkeley Square and the latest suppers on this map. West the streets give out at the traffic of Park Lane, with Hyde Park dark behind it, and the wider Mayfair page holds everything in between. For the houses on the square themselves, the note on the W1K hotels is the shorter read.
If the invitation is yours to extend, yes. She arrives with you or meets you in the lobby beforehand, dresses to whatever the card asks for and behaves as any guest would. What the Society will not do is send her to an address where she is not expected.
An hour is usually enough, and three companions live inside the postcode. Where the evening turns on a table that is difficult to get, write during the afternoon instead: Cressida would rather book the room properly than hurry it.
Three hours at £1,500 answers most of these evenings, and it is what guests on this square tend to choose. If the dinner is the real event and the party only a detour on the way, take the dinner date at £1,800 and let the evening find its own speed.
No. W1K 7TN stands on Park Lane, a few minutes west, and its ballroom holds the larger charity dinners. The square itself is quieter and largely residential. Both are visited on identical terms.
No. She crosses a lobby as any visitor crosses one, and the Society tells nobody anything. Cressida takes the reservation name and the room number from you so that your companion finds the right floor at the first attempt, and it stays in that thread.
Every visit is outcall: hotel rooms, serviced flats and private houses. Each figure on the right counts the minutes on foot from the closest station. The whole map.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 4HR · W1K 1QA · W1K 1PN. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 1QA · W1K 1PN · W1K 1BE. Underground: Hyde Park Corner.
Hotels by postcode: W1S 2YF · W1K 4HR · W1S 4BP. Underground: Bond Street.
Hotels by postcode: W1J 9BR · SW1A 1NJ · SW1A 1NY. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1J 8LT · W1J 5EB · W1K 2AL. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1J 9BR · W1J 7BJ · W1J 8LT. Underground: Piccadilly Circus.
Hotels by postcode: SW1A 1NJ · SW1A 1NY · SW1Y 6JF. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 2AL · W1K 2HP · W1K 1QA. Underground: Bond Street.
Hotels by postcode: WC2R 0EZ · WC2B 4BZ · WC2N 4HX. Underground: Covent Garden.
Hotels by postcode: SW1X 7RL · SW1W 0JW · SW1X 7TA. Underground: Victoria.
Hotels by postcode: SW1X 7LA · SW7 1DW · SW1X 9PY. Underground: Knightsbridge.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 4HR · W1K 1QA · W1K 2AL. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: SL4 1LJ · SL4 1LH · SL4 1PQ. Station: Windsor and Eton Central.
Give the hotel or street and the hour. Across W1, allow about an hour from Cressida's yes; the exact minute follows as your companion leaves.