W1S 2YF
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Nobody dines on Bond Street. There is no restaurant row here, no late bar of any consequence, and by seven the whole length of it has gone dark behind security grilles and small lit vitrines. What the street is, after hours, is the best walk in Mayfair: eight minutes of black glass and gold lettering between a hotel and a dinner, with nothing to interrupt a conversation. Bond Street escorts are booked for the walk as much as for the table at the end of it.
The Society's guests in W1S are usually staying on or beside it, with a table booked somewhere else. A companion meets them at the hotel and the two of them walk. Sixty minutes cost £600, and the longer bookings are listed plainly on the rates page. The roster does the introductions.
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A car at the kerb, a nod at the desk, a knock at the minute agreed.
Companions visit guests at each of these addresses, arriving as any other visitor would. They are given by postcode, never by name: the Society has no arrangement with any hotel.
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Staying here? Send wordWalking minutes to Bond Street, for a guest arriving by Tube. Companions come by car.
Based in or close to Bond Street, and so the nearest names on the roster. The whole roster travels here too.
The southern half is Old Bond Street, laid out first and short enough to walk in two minutes. North of the Burlington Gardens crossing it becomes New Bond Street and runs on to Oxford Street, four times the length and twice as busy. Only the postmen and the auctioneers distinguish between them; everyone else says Bond Street and points.
The trade is jewellery, watches, couture and art, which means the street keeps banking hours and empties at six with the abruptness of a theatre after a matinee. The saleroom on the New Bond Street side lights its first floor late into the evening when a sale is coming, and the Victorian arcade near the southern end stays lit after the shops behind it have shut. Halfway along, Roosevelt and Churchill share a bronze bench with a gap between them, which by half past eight is the only seat on the street anybody is using.
Guests who write from here are dealers, collectors, and people in London for three days of appointments that all fall inside four hundred yards of pavement. They are not looking for a night out so much as for the evening that should follow a good day, and for company who can hear about the day without needing the whole of it explained.
Five houses sit within a few minutes of the pavement. Nothing connects the Society to any of them. They are printed for orientation, and a companion who walks into one is simply somebody's guest for the evening.
W1S 2YF stands at the Conduit Street corner and is the closest thing the street has to a local, with a small panelled bar that fills at six with people who have been on their feet since ten. W1S 4BP is four minutes west on Albemarle Street. W1B 4DY lies five minutes south east where the street reaches Regent Street.
Two more are a short walk north: W1K 6TF, behind Grosvenor Square, and W1K 4HR, five minutes along Brook Street from the New Bond Street crossing. Serviced flats above the shops account for the rest of what Cressida arranges in this postcode.
Bond Street station sits at the top of the street, about two minutes from the northern end, and carries the Jubilee, the Central and the Elizabeth line, the last of which reaches Heathrow without a change. Five minutes north east, Oxford Circus adds the Bakerloo and the Victoria. Green Park lies seven minutes to the south.
Your companion travels by car regardless, and for anything inside the first two zones the Society pays the driver. The useful hour in W1S is the one between six and seven, when the shutters come down and the street becomes pleasant: write to Cressida during the afternoon and a companion can be with you as the last grille rattles shut.
All she needs is the reservation name and the room number, or a street door if you are in a flat above the shops, and she repeats it to you in writing. Your companion collects the fee from you as she reaches the room, and no sum is added on top of it.
A guest with three days of viewings writes at four: company from half past six, two hours, £1,100. Cressida sends Luna, who has spent the afternoon somewhere with better light than his.
They meet in the bar at the Conduit Street corner and leave it after one drink. The walk south takes eight minutes and includes a long stop at a window neither of them can afford and a shorter one at the bench, where she reads the inscription aloud in a voice that makes it funnier than it is. Dinner is on Bruton Place, four minutes further on. He is back at the hotel by half past nine with his appointments intact for the morning.
Luna, Samanta and Angelika live in Mayfair and reach the street on foot. Rosa comes down from Marylebone, just across Oxford Street, and knows the gallery rooms on the side streets better than most dealers do. Liana travels the same short distance.
Vanessa comes in from Paddington and has views on every scent counter between here and Piccadilly. Bianka and Sonya cross from Knightsbridge by Hyde Park Corner. Anyone on the roster will come to W1S.
South, past the arcade, the street runs into Piccadilly and the hotels along it. A few steps east of the southern end lies Berkeley Square, where most of these walks are heading. North west, Brook Street carries you to Grosvenor Square in five minutes, and the whole district is described on the Mayfair page. For where the evening might end afterwards, there is a note on late dessert and digestifs.
Almost nothing, and that is the point of it. The kitchens are a few minutes off either end, on Bruton Place, Albemarle Street or Conduit Street. Cressida will book one of them for you when she arranges the evening.
Yes, and afternoons are quieter for most of the circle than evenings are. Say what time you need her and how long the appointment runs, and she will arrive ahead of you.
An hour at £600 is the shortest the Society arranges, which covers a drink and a walk. Most guests here take two hours at £1,100, because the walk is only worth taking if a table waits at the end of it.
Yes, on precisely the footing of a hotel room. Cressida notes the street and the door number, says when your companion has left, and asks for nothing further.
Every visit is outcall: hotel rooms, serviced flats and private houses. Each figure on the right counts the minutes on foot from the closest station. The whole map.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 4HR · W1K 1QA · W1K 1PN. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 1QA · W1K 1PN · W1K 1BE. Underground: Hyde Park Corner.
Hotels by postcode: W1J 9BR · SW1A 1NJ · SW1A 1NY. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1J 8LT · W1J 5EB · W1K 2AL. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 2HP · W1K 6TF · W1K 4HR. Underground: Bond Street.
Hotels by postcode: W1J 9BR · W1J 7BJ · W1J 8LT. Underground: Piccadilly Circus.
Hotels by postcode: SW1A 1NJ · SW1A 1NY · SW1Y 6JF. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 2AL · W1K 2HP · W1K 1QA. Underground: Bond Street.
Hotels by postcode: WC2R 0EZ · WC2B 4BZ · WC2N 4HX. Underground: Covent Garden.
Hotels by postcode: SW1X 7RL · SW1W 0JW · SW1X 7TA. Underground: Victoria.
Hotels by postcode: SW1X 7LA · SW7 1DW · SW1X 9PY. Underground: Knightsbridge.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 4HR · W1K 1QA · W1K 2AL. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: SL4 1LJ · SL4 1LH · SL4 1PQ. Station: Windsor and Eton Central.
Give the hotel or street and the hour. Across W1, allow about an hour from Cressida's yes; the exact minute follows as your companion leaves.