W1K 2AL
Mayfair
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Ask Cressida to find a table in Mayfair and she will try this street before any other. Mount Street runs four hundred yards from Park Lane to Carlos Place, wide for W1, lined with ruddy Victorian frontages and shops that still sell one thing each. A gunmaker, a butcher under a tiled canopy, two galleries, a florist, and, at intervals, a door that leads to a dining room worth crossing London for. Requests for Mount Street escorts are nearly always requests for a dinner companion, and the street makes that easy.
The Society's guests here are rarely staying far away. They want supper within a walk of a room they already hold, and company that will not treat the walk as an inconvenience. The first hour is £600, with the rest of the ladder written out on the rates page; the roster holds the twenty-eight.
At 22:00
A car at the kerb, a nod at the desk, a knock at the minute agreed.
Companions visit guests at each of these addresses, arriving as any other visitor would. They are given by postcode, never by name: the Society has no arrangement with any hotel.
Mayfair
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Staying here? Send wordWalking minutes to Mount Street, for a guest arriving by Tube. Companions come by car.
Based in or close to Mount Street, and so the nearest names on the roster. The whole roster travels here too.








Begin where the street leaves Park Lane and the mood is still residential: mansion flats, a doctor's brass plate, a gallery showing something large in a bare window. Past South Audley Street the shopfronts tighten and the street becomes itself. The oyster bar at number 20 keeps its counter busy from noon until late, and the pavement outside it is the only part of Mount Street that can reasonably be called crowded.
Walk on and Carlos Place curves away to the left, ending at a hotel door and the small fountain that flickers in front of it. Behind the north side lies a garden most visitors never find: a long strip of plane trees and benches, many of them carrying inscriptions from people abroad who loved the place, with the Jesuit church of the Immaculate Conception at its far end. At dusk in October it is the quietest square yard of soil in W1.
Guests who ask the Society for Mount Street are almost always regulars, either of the street or of the habit. They know what they want to eat, they have a view on where to sit, and they would like somebody across the table who is easy company for two hours and will not need to be told what the evening is for.
Five houses stand close enough that no car is needed at any point in the evening. No hotel on this street works with the Society in any way. They are listed because a street is easier to picture with its doors named, and because your companion has to knock at one of them.
W1K 2AL sits at the eastern end and is effectively on the street. W1K 2HP is three or four minutes north on Grosvenor Square. W1J 5EB lies five minutes south east on Charles Street, small and easy at the door. Westwards, W1K 1QA and W1K 7TN both face Hyde Park, six or seven minutes away on foot.
A private flat is visited on the same footing as any of these. The mews behind the street, and the mansion blocks along it, account for a good share of what Cressida arranges here.
The stations are further off than the street's reputation suggests. Bond Street lies about seven minutes north, where the Elizabeth line meets the Jubilee and the Central. Green Park, for the Jubilee, the Piccadilly and the Victoria, is seven minutes south east. Hyde Park Corner, which has the Piccadilly line and nothing else, takes about nine.
None of that concerns your companion, who arrives by car at whatever door you give. What it does mean is that a Mount Street evening can be walked from beginning to end: drinks at your hotel, dinner on the street, a turn through the garden if it is dry, and back again without once looking for a taxi.
Because the tables here are wanted, Cressida prefers to hear from you by teatime. She will hold a companion and book the room in one exchange, put the reservation name and the room number in writing, and leave you with nothing further to arrange. Her fee passes to her at your door, in person.
A guest with a flat off Park Street writes at four. He would like dinner at eight and company from half past seven, two hours, £1,100. Cressida proposes Bianka, who has opinions about shellfish and will not keep them to herself.
They walk the length of the street in eleven minutes because she stops at the florist's window. Dinner is a dozen oysters, a plate of something grilled and a bottle chosen after a short negotiation with the sommelier that she wins. Afterwards they take the garden gate off South Audley Street, find the benches empty, and stay there talking until the church clock makes the decision for them.
Luna, Angelika and Samanta are Mayfair residents and can be at the street's east end within minutes. Bianka and Margo come over from Knightsbridge, a quarter of an hour by car through Hyde Park Corner and less after ten.
Liana reads in this garden by day and comes down from Marylebone; Rosa follows the same route when a gallery on the street has something on. Patricia crosses from Belgravia for a table she likes. Any of the twenty-eight will come to W1K.
At the eastern end, past the fountain and its hotel, you are two minutes from Berkeley Square and its late kitchens. North across Grosvenor Street lies Grosvenor Square, where the receptions happen. West, the street ends in the traffic of Park Lane. The whole district is set out on the Mayfair page, and the shorter note on choosing where to sit may save an argument at the door.
She will try, and on this street she often succeeds where a hotel concierge has already failed, because she books in her own name and has been doing it for years. Give her the evening by teatime and say whether a counter suits you better than a table.
Two hours at £1,100 covers a proper dinner if you sit down promptly. Three at £1,500 leaves room for a drink before and a walk afterwards, which on this street is the better half of the evening.
Yes, and many guests prefer it. Name the restaurant and the hour the table is kept, and she will be waiting at the bar when you arrive. A hotel lobby works equally well.
Yes. Give Cressida the door number and the street name and nothing further is needed. The Society holds no address of its own, so every arrangement on this street is a visit made to you.
Later than most people expect. Kitchens near the eastern end serve well after ten, and the Society takes messages at every hour of the night. Should the woman you had in mind already be engaged, Cressida will say so and offer another.
Every visit is outcall: hotel rooms, serviced flats and private houses. Each figure on the right counts the minutes on foot from the closest station. The whole map.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 4HR · W1K 1QA · W1K 1PN. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 1QA · W1K 1PN · W1K 1BE. Underground: Hyde Park Corner.
Hotels by postcode: W1S 2YF · W1K 4HR · W1S 4BP. Underground: Bond Street.
Hotels by postcode: W1J 9BR · SW1A 1NJ · SW1A 1NY. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1J 8LT · W1J 5EB · W1K 2AL. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 2HP · W1K 6TF · W1K 4HR. Underground: Bond Street.
Hotels by postcode: W1J 9BR · W1J 7BJ · W1J 8LT. Underground: Piccadilly Circus.
Hotels by postcode: SW1A 1NJ · SW1A 1NY · SW1Y 6JF. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: WC2R 0EZ · WC2B 4BZ · WC2N 4HX. Underground: Covent Garden.
Hotels by postcode: SW1X 7RL · SW1W 0JW · SW1X 7TA. Underground: Victoria.
Hotels by postcode: SW1X 7LA · SW7 1DW · SW1X 9PY. Underground: Knightsbridge.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 4HR · W1K 1QA · W1K 2AL. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: SL4 1LJ · SL4 1LH · SL4 1PQ. Station: Windsor and Eton Central.
Give the hotel or street and the hour. Across W1, allow about an hour from Cressida's yes; the exact minute follows as your companion leaves.