SW1A 1NJ
St James's
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St James's is the quarter where London does business without raising its voice. Ten streets between Piccadilly and the Mall, a square with a statue in it, a wine merchant, a hatter, a dozen shirtmakers, a great many auction rooms and clubs, and almost nothing built after the point where good taste became a matter of committee. St James's escorts keep the quarter's manners: punctual, well dressed and never louder than the room.
It is also the part of the map where the Society is most at home, because the quarter shares its habits: small rooms, short lists, early tables, and nothing said twice. One hour costs £600. Longer evenings are tabulated on the rates page, and the roster shows each companion in her own photographs.
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A car at the kerb, a nod at the desk, a knock at the minute agreed.
Companions visit guests at each of these addresses, arriving as any other visitor would. They are given by postcode, never by name: the Society has no arrangement with any hotel.
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Staying here? Send wordWalking minutes to St James's, for a guest arriving by Tube. Companions come by car.
Based in or close to St James's, and so the nearest names on the roster. The whole roster travels here too.
Jermyn Street runs parallel to Piccadilly and sells shirts, shoes and scent from premises whose fronts have not been redesigned in living memory. The street called St James's runs uphill from the palace gate to Piccadilly, a hatter on one side and a wine merchant on the other, both still weighing and measuring in rooms with sloping floors. King Street holds a saleroom whose porters carry things across the pavement that are worth more than the building.
St James's Square is the centre of it: a garden, a bronze king on horseback, and a library on the north west corner whose members climb iron stairs to reach their books. Around the square the plate glass is offices now, but the doors are the old ones, and at seven in the evening the square empties in about four minutes.
The guests who write to Cressida from SW1A and SW1Y are the quarter's own: bankers, dealers, people who have come to London for two meetings and a dinner. They rarely want a late night. They want an early table, a companion who can hold a conversation in a room of eight, and to be back at the hotel before the streets have finished emptying.
The hotels here are built to a different scale from the Mayfair houses, which is much of their appeal. These four are landmarks, nothing more; the Society deals with you and not with them. Say which one and Cressida knows the door.
SW1A 1NJ hides where a short cul de sac leaves St James's Place. Club ties and signed photographs cover its bar to the ceiling, and a mews of converted stables stands behind. SW1A 1NY is a minute away at the end of another closed street, and its martini is poured at the table from a trolley, which is either the best or the most theatrical thing in SW1 depending on the evening.
SW1Y 6JF stands on Jermyn Street, larger and easier and useful when everything else is full. SW1Y 4AN fills a banking hall at the Waterloo Place corner, five minutes east. W1J 9BR keeps the northern corner of the quarter, and is treated on the Piccadilly page.
Pall Mall is a row of clubs, and a club is a private house with rules. Where you hold a membership, or are being signed in by somebody who does, a companion comes with you on the same footing as any other guest, dressed to whatever the club expects and introduced by name. What the Society cannot do is get anybody through a door that is not theirs to open. Cressida says this plainly at the outset, instead of leaving it to be discovered at a porter's desk.
Where a club is not the plan, the quarter is well supplied with alternatives. The bars at SW1A 1NJ and SW1A 1NY are open to anyone with a reservation, several dining rooms on Duke Street and Bury Street keep small panelled rooms for four or six, and an early table in St James's is easier to get than a late one anywhere else in W1.
Green Park station is three minutes uphill and carries the Victoria, Jubilee and Piccadilly lines. Five minutes north east, Piccadilly Circus adds the Bakerloo. St James's Park, six minutes south west past the palace, is a Circle and District station.
Your companion comes by car, and a journey ending inside the first two zones is settled by the Society. The quarter's rhythm is early, so Cressida likes to hear from you by six for a dinner at eight, which gives her time to hold a companion and a table in one exchange. She sets down in writing which room, held in whose name, and asks nothing further; what she is owed passes from you to her directly, at the door.
For a dinner of six or eight where you would rather arrive together, say so and your companion will join you at the hotel half an hour beforehand. The booking page sets the steps out plainly.
A guest staying on St James's Place wrote at four: two colleagues and their spouses at eight, and he did not wish to be the one man at the table without company. Cressida proposed Karolina and four hours over dinner, £1,800, so that nothing would need to be watched.
They met at half past six at the trolley. She had the barman explain the lemon peel to her and asked one question about it that he clearly enjoyed. At dinner she talked to the quietest of the six for most of the second course and left him convinced he had done the talking. They walked back across the square at half past ten, past a building with one lit window on the second floor.
Karolina comes over from Covent Garden and is at her most assured where nobody raises a voice. Samanta and Angelika live just over Piccadilly in Mayfair. Sonya crosses from Knightsbridge and keeps early evenings, which suits this quarter exactly.
Patricia and Violetta come from Belgravia by way of the park. Liana travels down from Marylebone for a dinner worth the journey, and Lucy comes up from Pimlico. Every companion on the roster will come to SW1.
North across Piccadilly you are beside Green Park in three minutes and among the hotels of Piccadilly at once. Keep going up Berkeley Street and Berkeley Square is five minutes away, with the rest of Mayfair beyond it. Eastward the quarter thins into Haymarket and then the theatres. For the rules that govern a guest signed in at a club door, there is a note on members' clubs.
As your guest, yes, on the footing of anybody else you sign in, and dressed to the club's standard. The invitation has to be yours; the Society has no standing at any door. Say which club when you write and Cressida will ask what its rules require.
The dinner date: £1,800, four hours. A table of that size takes its own time, and at three hours somebody ends up looking at a watch. For a drink and a short supper for two, three hours at £1,500 is ample.
Six o'clock is the quarter's natural hour and several of the circle prefer it. Sonya keeps early evenings by habit. Write during the afternoon and a six o'clock start is rarely a problem.
It can be. If your room is in a cottage or a mews house rather than the main building, give Cressida the name of the house and the number on its door, and your companion will go straight there without troubling the front desk.
The Society visits hotels, flats and private houses anywhere in SW1A and SW1Y, which includes the streets below the square. Give the address, the name on the door and the hour, and the arrangement is the same as anywhere else on this map.
Every visit is outcall: hotel rooms, serviced flats and private houses. Each figure on the right counts the minutes on foot from the closest station. The whole map.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 4HR · W1K 1QA · W1K 1PN. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 1QA · W1K 1PN · W1K 1BE. Underground: Hyde Park Corner.
Hotels by postcode: W1S 2YF · W1K 4HR · W1S 4BP. Underground: Bond Street.
Hotels by postcode: W1J 9BR · SW1A 1NJ · SW1A 1NY. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1J 8LT · W1J 5EB · W1K 2AL. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 2HP · W1K 6TF · W1K 4HR. Underground: Bond Street.
Hotels by postcode: W1J 9BR · W1J 7BJ · W1J 8LT. Underground: Piccadilly Circus.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 2AL · W1K 2HP · W1K 1QA. Underground: Bond Street.
Hotels by postcode: WC2R 0EZ · WC2B 4BZ · WC2N 4HX. Underground: Covent Garden.
Hotels by postcode: SW1X 7RL · SW1W 0JW · SW1X 7TA. Underground: Victoria.
Hotels by postcode: SW1X 7LA · SW7 1DW · SW1X 9PY. Underground: Knightsbridge.
Hotels by postcode: W1K 4HR · W1K 1QA · W1K 2AL. Underground: Green Park.
Hotels by postcode: SL4 1LJ · SL4 1LH · SL4 1PQ. Station: Windsor and Eton Central.
Give the hotel or street and the hour. Across W1, allow about an hour from Cressida's yes; the exact minute follows as your companion leaves.